Madman's Weekly

With all the recent controversy surrounding Suburban Express, international students have chosen to speak out in support of the transportation company. Many students have commented on the “wonderful work ethic” that Suburban Express adheres to. In fact, Chinese students said it reminds them of home (Communist China). “They may be racist, but at least they’re always on time, and I can appreciate that. We all have busy schedules, so it’s great that they are so reliable,” said Hai Shang, international student from Shanghai, China and junior in Political Science. Shang said that out of all the transportation companies he’s ridden with, Amtrak has by far “been the worst.” “Say what you will about the conservative gentlemen managing Suburban Express, but I have never had to wait an hour for the bus to get here, unlike Amtrak and their horrible work ethic.” Shang even went on to say that he did not find the ad offensive because he doesn’t like Chinese people either. “