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In light of recent turmoil involving the legalization of
recreational marijuana use, Jeff Sessions, United States Attorney General, has
found the solution: rescinding Obama administration laws that allow
recreational marijuana use and sale in certain states.
This auspicious resolution comes four days after California
declared the devil’s plant legal, and it couldn’t have been more perfect
timing.
“Marijuana is a schedule 1 drug for a reason,” said Mary-Jane
Leafly, anti-marijuana advocate. “Schedule 1’s have high abuse potential, no
medical use, and severe safety concerns. I’m relieved that our government is
finally taking this issue seriously.”
Sessions has a long history with the disapproval of marijuana
and the people who smoke it.
“This drug is dangerous, you cannot play with it, it is not
funny; it’s not something to laugh about. . . good people don’t smoke
marijuana,” Sessions
said at a drug hearing in April 2016.*
Sessions said that his agenda includes "getting rid of all
the bad people, starting with the cannabis-smoking, Grateful Dead-listening,
no-shirt-wearing, delinquent hippies."
Richard Prudè, neurologist and father of three, said that he is relieved that the threatening drug is off the streets and no longer an imposing danger to his impressionable children.
"I found a marijuana on my front porch once, and my children knew what it was," Prudè said. "First they know about it, next they'll wanna smoke it! I cannot sit here and wait for them to throw their lives away to drugs and degeneracy."
Richard Prudè, neurologist and father of three, said that he is relieved that the threatening drug is off the streets and no longer an imposing danger to his impressionable children.
"I found a marijuana on my front porch once, and my children knew what it was," Prudè said. "First they know about it, next they'll wanna smoke it! I cannot sit here and wait for them to throw their lives away to drugs and degeneracy."
Sessions said he is well aware of the susceptible youth in the United States, hence his priority is to incarcerate those who partake in the smoking and consumption of cannabis, as they pose a threat to American safety.
“Imagine all of the lives we’re saving by taking these criminals off the streets,” Sessions said. “We're making America safe again.”
“Imagine all of the lives we’re saving by taking these criminals off the streets,” Sessions said. “We're making America safe again.”
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